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From the Archives
Articles
from previous AHHCA newsletters
Kindness is more important than wisdom,
and the recognition of this is the beginning of wisdom.
Theodore Isaac
Downloading a New Program - Installing Love
Customer Service: Can you install
Love?
Customer: I can do that. I’m not very technical, but I think I’m
ready to install now. What do I do first?
Service: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located
your Heart?
Customer: Yes, I have, but there are several programs
running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?
Service: What programs are running?
Customer: Let me see… I have Pasthurt.exe, Lowesteem.exe,
Grudge.exe and Resentment.com running right now.
Service: No problem. Love will automatically erase Pasthurt.exe
from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent
memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will
eventually overwrite Lowesteem.exe with a module of its own, called
Highesteem.exe. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge.exe
and Resentment.com. Those programs prevent Love from being
properly installed. Can you turn those off?
Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me
how?
Service: My pleasure. Go to Foregiveness.exe. Do this as many
times as necessary until Grudge.exe and Resentment.com have been
completely erased.
Customer: Okay, I’m done. Love has started installing itself
automatically. Is that normal?
Service: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it
will reinstall for the life of your Heart.
Do you see that message?
Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?
Service: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program.
You need to begin connecting to
other Hearts to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops… I have an error message already. What
should I do?
Service: What does the message say?
Customer: It says ”Error 412 – Program not run on internal
components.” What does that mean?
Service: Don’t worry, that’s a common problem. It means that the
Love program is set up to run on external Hearts but has not yet
been running on your Heart. It is one of those complicated
programming things, but in non-technical terms it means that you
have to ”love” your own machine before it can ”love” others.
Customer: So what should I do?
Service: Can you find the directory called ”Selfacceptance”?
Customer: Yes, I have it.
Service: Excellent, you are getting good at this.
Customer: Thank you.
Service: You’re welcome. Click on the following files and then
copy them to the ”Myheart” directoryForgiveself.doc, Selfesteem.txt,
Realizeworth.txt and Goodness.doc. The system will overwrite
conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also,
you need to delete ”Selfcriticize.exe” from all directories, and
then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely
gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it! Wow! My Heart is filling up with really neat
files. Smile.mpg is playing on my monitor right now, and it
shows that Warmth.com, Peace.exe and Contentment.com are copying
themselves all over my Heart!
Service: Then Love is installed and running. You should be able
to handle it from here. One more thing before I go…
Customer: Yes?
Service: Love is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various
modules to everybody you are meeting. They will in turn share it
with other people, and they will return some really neat modules
back to you.
Customer: I will. Thank you for your help.
Service: You’re very welcome.
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